Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Bills

Bills


Total of your last bill
Payments made since then
Balance carried forward

(heart attack again)

Recurring charges added
Add arrears to this
Total due on this bill

(suicide is bliss)

Payment due by 13th.
Credit card or cheque
Bank or the post office

(total nervous wreck)

Freefone for assistance
Pay or service cut
Thank you for your custom

(maniacal nut)


david shelton






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7 comments:

  1. Mike Patrick3 June 2011 at 14:48

    And don't answer you cell phone. Everything’s been turned over to a collection agency. Been there, done that.

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  2. Harry Nicholson3 June 2011 at 17:36

    Great, thumping rhythm to this; accentuated by the asides.

    A good and humourous read - thanks.

    Harry

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  3. Anonymous3 June 2011 at 17:58

    this made me laugh...! I kindda remembered my dues...Lol
    happy rally!

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  4. Anonymous3 June 2011 at 19:29

    This is really funny! I admit I can't relate I am the girl who leaves her phone in the hamper and only remembers it when I do laundry

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  5. Jingle3 June 2011 at 20:38

    lovely one,
    your humor rocks.

    Happy Rally.

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  6. Anonymous4 June 2011 at 23:17

    Fantastically witty, thanks for sharing... I could use some of your kind of skill. :] xx

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  7. Anonymous11 June 2011 at 01:22

    I enjoy getting bills. The longer I wait, the more colorful they get. Simple nondescript letters are too plain. When I get the ones with red, it's either Christmas, Valentine's Day, or I'm in big trouble!
    Your phone bill poem was awesome!

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